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PDX: The Weather Ball

May 16th, 2008

An apt topic, giving today’s sudden swelter: The Weather Ball in downtown Portland.

Once I was driving with Mr. Pencil, on the off-ramp from I-5 south, city center exit, and said “Oh, the weather ball says it’s going to rain.”

And Mr. Pencil: “The weather what?

“Surely you know about the weather ball.”

Just a moment ago, I stuck my head out of the office window, and pulled it back in, then closed the window because it is wavery hot out there. It gleams, and hot wind blows in.

“Drat!” I said to Aileen, across the room at her desk. “You can’t see the weather ball from here.”

The weather ball?! What’s the weather ball?

And so it goes. I guess it’s not as common knowledge as I would have assumed.

The weather ball is, well, a ball of sorts (if by “ball” you mean “cube”–it has squared edges) on a pole on a building in downtown Portland. It’s covered in lights. It’s on a squat, dull building–I’m not sure which one. It might be the Unitas building. It might not. It’s near the Standard Insurance Building.

It can tell you one of six things, that is:

  1. It’s going to get hotter (steady red)
  2. It’s going to get colder (steady white)
  3. It’s going to stay about the same (steady green)
  4. (and 5 and 6) It’s going to precipitate (blinking)

Yesterday I imagine it was steady red. I don’t know what it says today because I cannot, as I said, see it. Well, I can see it, by running down the hall to the west end of the building and using the unfinished unit’s view, but it’s so bright I can’t make it out. I think it’s red.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who knows about this. It’s been around a whole lot of long time. I loved it as a child.

According to Wikipedia, it’s one of a whole lot of similar weather beacons in the world.

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7 Responses to “PDX: The Weather Ball”

  1. Josh Says:

    Wow that’s crazy! I had no idea this existed.

  2. Don Park Says:

    i know what the weather ball is but i never knew how to read it. thanks for the info!

  3. autumn Says:

    must admit complete ignorance of the weather ball. -1 portlandia cred team rouse. :(

  4. tODD Says:

    Yeah, I’m with Don on this one. I saw it a lot in my time downtown, but thought then it was an ugly decoration on an ugly building.

    How is it not always more convenient for you to look at your computer for weather information? Forecastfox is telling me that not only is it sunny, but several people have died from melting (or that’s what I assume the exclamation point in the red octagon means).

  5. sharon Says:

    Heya, cool! I knew that’s what it was called, but I never knew how to understand it; thanks for the key.

    Also, isn’t there a weathervane/barometer that’s functional yet oddly artistic in Pioneer Courthouse Square? Hrm…

  6. Alan I. Says:

    In downtown Sacramento, there is the equivalent. The News 10 Weather Tower has the same key for telling passer-by’s the weather conditions. See for yourself at http://www.news10.net/weather/tower-key-lights.aspx.

  7. Fran Says:

    Weather ball: Childhood memory. Minneapolis, 1956. (It was installed on a tall bank building in 1949). A brother patiently explaining the code, which is ridiculously simple. So simple that I thought it was nuts that the compositors in The Oregonian’s back shop (back when there was a back shop, before pages were computer generated) kept a note on the bulletin board explaining it. Then they build the PacWest tower on the site of what had been a one-story bank building, and now you can’t see the ball from the third floor anyway.

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Track Pick: “Friday Coffee (Paul Keeley Mix)” by Mango

May 16th, 2008

Heard on Armin Van Buuren’s Another State of Trance episode 352. Like.

…This song is a summer charmer, in the vein of some of Tiesto’s early-2000’s “In Search of Sunrise” tracks. Reminds me of a sad but intense time in 2001. Perhaps it will cheer you.

Genre: Progressive Trance
Intensity/Danceiness: Medium
Cheesiness: Medium low
Season: Summer
Lyza-ness: High
Vocals: Nope
Progressiveness: Medium

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What is the Grimmest Book?

May 16th, 2008

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Last night, I was sitting with a group of friends (full disclosure: watching Lost) and there was some wine. Also good cheese and a cornucopia of rice crackers–like four years’ supply of the little cheesy kind–but that’s a story for another day.

Somehow the topic of “grimmest book ever” came up. Sean asserted that the grimmest book he’d ever read was The Kite Runner. I tend to disagree, but realize that I can’t come up with a good alternative for the prize.
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The first book that leaps to my mind is Blindness by Jose Saramago. It involves humans getting eaten by dogs. Squalor and rape. Et cetera. Cormac McCarthy’s The Road is not exactly sweetness and light, either. But both of those books are so good that they have their own sort of redemption.

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Come to think of it, I had some potent misery and quivering nights reading Ishmael Beah’s A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier. In fact, I’m going to stop here: that was the harshest book I read in the past year or so. Oh, wait, Andres Dubus’ House of Sand and Fog. That, too. But different.

You?

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3 Responses to “What is the Grimmest Book?”

  1. El Gray Says:

    Last night (after LOST, which was great) I finished off INCOGNEGRO (described as A Graphic Mystery). It’s a b&w comic book about lynchings in rural 1930s Mississippi. Both black and white folks meet violent, untimely ends at the hands of others. It’s a real party, let me tell you.

    I did not like it as much as some critics seemed to have.

  2. autumn Says:

    clearly, we were talking about novels… but inarguably, the most depressing and grim reading i have ever done falls firmly in the non-fiction category.

    “Guns Germs and Steel” made my head and heart hurt. i was intrigued (thanks to sarah vowell) by the plight of the cherokee nation which prompted me to TRY and read “Trail of Tears: The Rise and Fall of the Cherokee Nation” but it was so demoralizing i never finished.

    but, by a long stretch, the most upsetting thing i have ever read was a book called “When the Rabbit Howls” By Trudi Chase. this book had it all: the systematic terrorization of a small child, incest, beastiality, and multiple personality disorder. harsh stuff.

    i suppose if we’re looking for redemption, its realtively hard to find in real life…

  3. Preston Says:

    A Thousand Splendid Suns is way grimmer than Kite Runner.

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What’s your “Default” Web Site?

May 15th, 2008

Does everyone, like me, have a “default” Web site that you visit when bored or on auto-pilot? The place you go to peruse stuff, for fun and relaxation? I guess the answer here might be “my RSS reader” for some people, but I find it therapeutic to go through the motions of clicking and scrolling on actual, real Web pages sometimes.

For me it is without doubt LibraryThing. Cataloging, reviewing, organizing, looking at the forums, dreaming.

2 Responses to “What’s your “Default” Web Site?”

  1. tODD Says:

    I think of my feed reader as more an obligation than a pleasure, as if it were my duty to clean it out by reading items or at least marking them as read.

    If I get that done and still am looking for something to do that isn’t terribly productive, I usually delve into political sites like Talking Points Memo or, to see what the other side is talking about or just out of sheer bloody-mindedness, the Drudge Report. And then on to even more analytical wonk sites like the Washington Monthly or Atrios.

    If I’m really scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment, I’ll head over to Boing Boing, but usually I don’t need that strong of a diversion.

  2. Mark Says:

    Gotta say Digg (http://www.digg.com). I could spend hours on there reading all the news stories, various videos and pictures.

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Author Alberto Manguel has my Dream Library

May 15th, 2008
From the NYT:
Published: May 15, 2008
The author of “The Library at Night” writes about finding a place to keep his library of some 30,000 books.
This is pretty much my dream. 30,000 books? 15th-century stone presbytery in France? Oh, hells yes.

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